baby tub

A Schlitz beer with a shot of Jager.

What are the odds we drink 6 baby tubs right now?

by Babytubbs December 21, 2018

Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.

Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!

by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010

chicken tubbing

when you get so fucked up so you jump in the shower to sober up. the shower then turns into a bath. the warm water washes over your body. you become nauseous. you puke up your chicken quesadilla. now you are in a tub of your digested chicken.

“Dude no way - last night Bryan got so fucked up he went chicken tubbing again.”

by cynthiarolling September 25, 2020

Tub-Rub

Noun or Verb:

Of or relating to a $20 hand job handie.

A hand job paid for with a new Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill.

Steve: This lot-lizzard just gave me a hand job for twenty dollars.
Gary: Oh, you mean you got a Tub-rub.

by Brian Daggett May 31, 2016

tub tribble

A wad of curly hair found in the bathtub. If left unattended, tub tribbles will multiply asexually. In a very quiet bathroom, you can often hear them make soft cooing sounds. They will frequently grab and cling when handled, but usually they do not bite.

Wow, man. You got a serious tub tribble infestation in that bathroom.

by Dan D in Binghamton February 10, 2010

tubs world

When you enter a relationship, you enter a new phase of life: Nights on the couch, gazing dreamily into your lover's eyes. Moonlit walks on the beach. Ravenous consumption of rocky road. Twenty pounds. Brunches. Love handles. Acne. Baby showers. Elastic waist pants. Alas, before you know it, your dream of relationship bliss has become a new reality: Tubs World.

Brah: "Hey brah. You surfing Saturday?
Boyfriend: "No. Lila and I are going to the farmers market and Home Depot."
Brah: (blank stare)
Boyfriend: "Tubs world."

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

Scrub the tub

The noise your golf cart makes when it's f***** up.

(A golf cart drives by making weird noises) A guy says "hey, you're scrubbin, scrub the tub"(southern accent)

by 4cslonniepoop July 17, 2016