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Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.
My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.
by Badidea2234 September 16, 2021
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Jiffy

A form of peanut butter that was turned into jif after years of realization that no one will ever call it jiffy again
I have a whole jar of jiffy in my cabinet
by IM GEY February 15, 2018
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jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.
Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.
by Todd-I July 19, 2023
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Jiffy Up

to try to persuade someone to do something or to hurry them, especially when they do not really feel like it
You can do this! Jiffy up!
by Bogland June 7, 2019
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Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
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Jiffy

American slang term for someone in the deep south who loves peanut butter. Often used as a pejorative.
He always eats peanut butter and banana sandwiches for lunch. Must come from jiffy family.
by TheGr8Baz00 May 30, 2017
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Jiffy Noob

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
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