Microsoft Minute

A unit of measure where the descriptive term is never the same value and always unknown.

Defined by:
1 = x:y:z
Where x = any number of minutes, y = any number of seconds, z = and number of milliseconds

A: Dude, this Olsen video I'm downloading is gonna be sweet!
B: Awesome man, how long has it got?
A: Ahhh it says 3 minutes to go...
B: Oh man, they're Microsoft Minutes; you'll be there for another hour at least!

by Quilly123 May 19, 2006

Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.

John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!

by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011

mile a minute

1. acting rapidly in a highly agitated way

2. 60 miles per hour

Stop talking a mile a minute and calm down.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

tumblr minute

The equivalent of an hour for a user of the blog site Tumblr

Person who gets on tumblr at 9pm and gets off the site at 2am

"Dude I swear it was like 5 tumblr minutes"

by ava-magdalena.tumblr.com March 29, 2013

wait a minute

wait a minute means when you just realize something or someone

oh hi( turns back around) wait a minute who are (giggles) you

by kavon boooi November 19, 2020

Mase Minute

A "mase minute" (v.) Is a term in which someone says they will be "back in a minute," but are back hours later. The terminology comes from the popular hip-hop artist Mase, and his tendency to say "be back in a minute" and never come back.

"Hey I'll be back in just a minute."
"Alright."
*3 hours passes and person 1 finally comes back*
"That was a mase minute."

by Reitheboi December 7, 2018

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023