eye-high

eye high is basically the feeling you get when you are smoking a cigarette and the smoke burns your eye for max 5 seconds. The simple scientific explanation for it would be: when the smoke penetrates your cornea you get this instant burn. Which is mainly because your cornea is way too sensitive for the nicotine and could not handle the slight pain that causes your eye to get high, but only for a few seconds.

-dudeee something burns my eyeee!
-damn dude chill, you probably just got eye-high. It'll go away in a second

-oh yea you're right its gone now. That made me panic lol
-you're so dramatic omg

by melisabob24 December 7, 2022

Spunk Eye

When during coitus ejaculate comes into contact with the ocular orb and causes a burning red reaction.

"I told you to duck, baby. Now you got spunk eye!"

by PBJLay September 2, 2012

Head Eyes

When you get shot in the head and eyes in the absolute dumpster fire of a game called Escape From Tarkov, usually because the other guy is good or has a RGB gun (hacks). Or maybe its just a scav, raider or Glukhar and Co.

Pls fix nikita

Fuck this game man I just got head eyes by 9x18 BZT gzh wtf.

by FckBitchesnGetMoney February 25, 2021

my eye

a friendly, acceptable way to express disagreement with the previous speaker's statement.

It is the root phrase behind more vulgar terms replacing the keyword "eye" with other parts of the human anatomy less suitable for a wide audience.

high schooler #1: My '95 Grand Am is so fast! It does 0-60 in 7 seconds flat!

high schooler #2: My eye, Steve.

by Sam Polk April 6, 2007

eyes are on the stars

Oh humanity, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!

Humans have humble origins, our feet may be in the mud, but our eyes are on the stars!

by I, Wreckerrr July 4, 2021

eye service

working only when the boss is around

Shirl gives good eye service.

by l.a. webb August 22, 2003

porn eye

Eye soreness caused by staring at a TV or computer monitor for long periods of time, usually while watching porn.

I could have watched that webcam girl all night, but I eventually had to log off when I got porn eye.

by Urban Jed July 3, 2007