Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.

"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"

by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011

couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.

Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.

by JK Knowling March 12, 2022

Kageyama Husband ;)

KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY OUR HUSBAND KAGEYAMA SIMPS

Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg

by Rain ;) November 8, 2020

Lane husband

The guy you always share a Lane with during swim practice. The opposite of Lane wife.

I always share a Lane with Andrew at swim practice, therefore he is my Lane husband.

by Swimmah😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 February 21, 2019

whole husband

Meaning an active husband in her everyday life

That girl has a whole husband...

by That girl.... October 29, 2019

fictional husband

A guy you have a HUGE crush on, but

A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.

"Pikachu is my fictional husband!"

by Meme2004 April 20, 2017

Angry Husband

The "Angry Husband" is a hard back hand shot in Ping Pong. It is called an Angry Husband because the shot is very similar to that of a man whacking some broad in the teeth.

Person 1 " Damn pulled of that angry husband today... he didn't even see it come "

Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "

by Levi is a FAG March 23, 2009