Humans

The most badass motherfuckers ever. Capable of medicine, vehicles, advanced structures and spaceflight. But of course, just because we're capable of doing cool shit, doesn't mean it's all good. War, terrorism, and communism are all examples of the negative aspects of mankind.

Humans are seriously cool motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.

by Crown8 September 23, 2013

ball humongous

Ballin one level higher than outrageous

Ted: Yo did you catch the game last night?
Howard: Yeah it was intense. The rams straight up ball humongous.

by Akili Smith June 2, 2007

Humans

selfish insensitive thieving liars.

men are the perfect example of the evil ways of humans...

by Karmagonnagetufools August 10, 2010

humans vs zombies

The gayest shit ever. For people who have nothing better to do than put yellow bandannas on and run around throwing socks and each other.

This is what people do in college who don't drink, dance, work or do anything a normal person would consider socially acceptable.

The death of a college campus for a week.

Person 1: Why are all these retards running around with bandannas throwing socks?

Person 2: It's humans vs zombies.

Person 1: Damnit, I hate nerds.

by Skoda23 September 16, 2010

Humans

The most inhumane race on Earth

I see humans, but not humanity

by As_red_as_blood January 6, 2016

humongunt

hu·mun·gunt (hyoo'mon,-gunt'-)

a) Extremely large; enormous: The outer area between the stomach and down the passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

b) Humongous gut cunt

Man is that ever a huge gunt, it's not a gunt norman, that's what you would call a humongunt

by marcus danson August 25, 2004

Humonga Dunga

A very large or long object.

"Dude Zach that guy's truck is humonga dunga."

by Lil Big D August 28, 2005