How you count?

Loosely the same as "what's up?", but usually used specifically to challenge/taunt somebody.

Rufus nails the alley-oop with a one-arm over-the-head pass from Mr. Smooth. They turn to their opponnent, arms raised, and say..."HOW YOU COUNT?!?"

by JG November 23, 2004

How old are you?

Don't fall for it-

Sarah: How old are you?
Me: Ain't falling for it.

by dances23tr3 March 8, 2022

How YOU doin'?

How YOU doin'? is a classic punchline to a mysterious, unknown joke. Said by George Costanza on the Classic 2010's sitcom "Cheers"

"... How YOU Doin'?"(George Costanza, How I Met Your Mother." See Suit up!

by Cjwhogue August 17, 2016

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic.

you are EPIC

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic. is epic

by oli22 December 5, 2021

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 19, 2020

how you sound

its when says this and like u knw yea thas it word...holla baq

yo jobin how you sound?

by anqie marry jobin May 9, 2003