homelanderphobia

Fear of the 'The Boys' character Homelander. Being scared of his eyes and face shape are common symptoms associated with homelanderphobia.

Do you want to watch The Boys with me?

No dude, I have serious homelanderphobia.

by serendibite March 9, 2023

Hogeland

Not to be confused with the great Richard C. Hoagland. Not Pronounced Hog-E-Land

No I'm not related to Richard C. Hoagland.
No, It's not hogland! It's Hogeland

by kyelas October 16, 2008

Homeless Tan

The allure tone of skin that is only unique to homeless people, construction workers, state workers, or people who work outside all day every day without bathing.

Desmond, that motherfucker from Weatherford had the worst homeless tan I've ever seen!

by stm in texas May 22, 2011

homesar

An improper spelling and pronunciation of "Homsar" (Hom like "Mom" and sar like "SARS")

"Hey-lo Marzi-payan! It's HOMSAR!!!"

by BoneDaddy May 8, 2003

Homeland Security Advisory System

a system of fear tactics to keep the uninformed, ignorant, and resistant masses under the government's control. The System is divided into 5 risk levels; Severe, High, elevated, guarded, and low. its rarely Low because there is WMDs and "insurgents" in Iraq. It is really convenient to raise the alert before a political event where there may be protestors-I mean terrorists.

The Homeland Security Advisory System was raised to orange August 1, 2004 weeks before the GOP convention.

by Commie Bastard March 28, 2005

homeless

Just a normal person like you or I who didn't have much support growing up and ended up without a house. Some of these people are very intelligent, but just don't see a need to follow this "status quo" that everyone else follows. They understand that being lazy is something that is actually sought out for and not something to be ashamed of. All you assholes pretty much could've been a homeless person, but you barely escaped the gap. Shame on you assholes.

I have a 120 point IQ, yet I barely failed high school and now I'm homeless on the streets because my parents didn't want to harbor a high school dropout.

by PoidLover June 28, 2007

Homelanding

Homelanding- Verb- To homeland. Derives from the Television Series Homeland: The act of ejaculating adjacent to one's spouse or significant other on a carpeted floor. The recipient must be nude and preferably crying while kneeling on the ground. Absolutely NO EYE-CONTACT during said act. After ejaculation, the participant must immediately fall asleep, leaving the partner in agonizing tears. However, if the partner fails to cry, the act is not warranted.

So how was your first date?

"I took her to Outback Steakhouse and then one thing led to another and I ended up homelanding that bitch!"

by GoGamecocks October 14, 2012