butt helmet

when you sit on someones head until its stuck up your ass

hey hold satan down while i give him a butt helmet

by brian November 4, 2004

Sped Helmet

A device used to prevent serious injury of a retard banging their head against hard objects

The retard's owner quickly slipped the sped helmet on the retard to prevent further damage.

by zach1234567890 February 22, 2010

helmet-hair

Hairstyles worn by African-American women starting around 1990, that was sprayed heavily with hair spritz, so that the hair style did not move, even in strong gusts of wind. Some of these styles include the mushroom bob , the pinapple updo, the freeze and the spiked pixie. Some actresses that made these styles famous were Halle Berry, Jo Marie Payton ( Harriet on Family Matters ), Terri Vaughn, Wendy Robinson. Some R and B singers include group SWV and the group Xscape.

"Man, my sister slept sittin up to maintain that freeze for church , damned helmet-hair!"

Woman says to hair stylist-"Girl give me a Halle Berry!!"

by fefe1 January 4, 2013

Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.

Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!

by Mark November 24, 2003

trojan helmet

the act of a man laying his testicles in ones eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips thus resmbling a trojan helmet

"While Mary was sleeping I took out mt dick and laid it on her head to make a trojan helmet."

by Fudger April 24, 2003

Vaders helmet

The top of a penis

John whipped out his Vaders helmet

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

raw helmet

what is a sore/chaffed/raw penis head usually from constant rubbing against wet swim trunks

excuse me, i need lotion for my raw helmet asap

by estefan colbierto October 16, 2008