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Veg out with my hedge out

When you, as a woman get the chance to be unhindered by the societal norms and constricting nature of pants (as well as braziers) and finally get the opportunity to unwind and "treat yoself" and "do you boo", allowing yourself to engage in a little "self-care".
It's been a rough week Deb, I think I'll go home, open a bottle of wine, turn on Gilmore Girls and "veg out with my hedge out."
by Jeffy Tranks October 2, 2020
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Hedges

A form of cartoony hedgehog creatures, usually in groups of 3, being together forever.
The Three Hedges, will be coming soon I hope.
by TJSaturn November 17, 2023
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ball hedge

The males ball sack which has an overgrown forest that cant be controlled!!!
1. At closer look you have a pimple on your ball hedge

2. Your ball hedge taste rather salty

Homeboy1: when was the last time you trimmed your ball hedge it looks overgrown
Homeboy2: its difficult because i have to keep sharpening my trimmer, can you show me how to use yours?;)
by The master trimmer May 30, 2017
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Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya
by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016
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Dolla-Dolla Hedge

When you are running low on funds, you need to make a high risk high reward gander. Consider the dolla dolla hedge which maximizes gains while minimizing financial risk. This technique works by hedging one dolla against another dolla. Since you are hedging two dollas, no matter which dolla wins, you will always make money.
Shreeto: I'm in need of some quick cash
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!
by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025
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Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.
I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.
by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023
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Trimming hedges

Sticking your finger in a girls ass while rubbing her shaved area
Do you like trimming hedges? Fuck ya
by Delicious637382 August 7, 2016
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