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The Harrison

When defecating you need to use so much force you brace you self between the walls. Just like Han Solo does in Star Wars when trapped in the Trash Pit.
Dude I didn't think that shit was gonna come out, I had to use The Harrison.
by RCweb January 9, 2009
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HARRISON

A human-being with extreme super abilities.
A future leader. A past wish come true.
A present that was a gift from God.
A smile that can stop time. Harrison is guy that has charm built in his DNA. He attracts others like Magnets.
Whining Government: Oh no what will we do about the economy?
Rest of public: Harrison is keeping it going he is the guy with endless supply of effort. Harrison is the guy that will bring down the takers and birth the contributors.

Politician: Who can help us out of this situation?
Governor: Harrison has it under control, he is the man to go to.

Wife: I always wished for a angelic, handsome leader as a son.
Husband: Then you chose the right son to have:)

The volume of the women in the room grew soft, the batting eyelashes fluttered.Then a announcer introduced HARRISON. All the room could see was Harrison.

The party was slow quiet and very lathargic. People yawning. Harrison walked in and people gathered. The room grew in excitement. Dancing and laughter grew.Someone yelled NOW THIS IS A HARRISON. This is a Cool Party.

A happy motherof a GREAT son: I wish everyone could have a Harrison.
by fanofharrison February 11, 2010
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harrison

a very manly boy that can masturbate while doing a backflip.
izzy: wow did you see that? he just BACKFLIPPED while masturbating!

ben: uhm, yes! that guys a TOTAL harrison
by luvyouh March 20, 2010
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Harrisoned

The act of getting bamboozled, or getting pranked by someone.
“Who put the milk carton back empty?”
Looks like you just got Harrisoned!”
by 2131OLDMAN June 26, 2019
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harrison

amazing at gaming and so very hot he will make girls heart sink
harrison is cracked at gaming
by harros June 23, 2020
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harrison

the aswomest dude in the world better better the all names including corey coz corey is a gay name
harrison is a awsomes name
by pielover October 9, 2008
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harrison

the wild harrison is the most majestic of all fletchers. in his natural habitat he can be seen jamming out to some tame impala or various classy old records in his room. the ferocious harrison has long been associated with "the sky" and "diamonds". perhaps you could even say he was the "sun" of a god.
you: golly gee, that Harrison. he is a real nice fellow.
morgan freeman: i wish i was more like him.
by hairysunfan69 October 13, 2013
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