Heartbreak

When a girl fucks with your feelings, you love them the world. And they throw it in your face and fuck off. Even when they say you’re there future.

Lily n Ellie fucked our hearts bro we love them the world though 💔 complete heartbreak

by MandemDo1 April 18, 2020

Heartbreaks and 808's

Team USA (Soccer) building you up only to let you down. This stems from EA Sports FIFA 2010 and how the team is just ok and if using them will lead you to a total let down.

John: Damn bro cant we win the F$%#en cup!
Jay: "Heartbreaks and 808's"

by SSgtJedi3381 July 9, 2010

Heartbreak of Millions

The Clap, Crabs, Chlamydia, Syphilis or any other disease of ill-will.

Last night with Brenda the lagoon donkey left me with the Heartbreak of Millions.

by Sam Lowrey November 29, 2004

Heartbreak

when your girl leaves you, because you're a sad sack of shit.

Matthew, i don't want to put you through such heartbreak, but you fucking suck.

by ripcasey January 16, 2018

train conductors handbreak

when a dildo is slathered in used motor oil and bacon grease

My girl did the train conductors handbreak last night,

by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

handbrakes on

expression used to describe the desperate situation one finds oneself in when needing to unload a huge shit. It can be quantified by numbers 1, 2, or 3 according to the ammount of anal traction required to hang on before the darkening of the daks.

"so sorry can't stay to chat but my handbrakes on 3 and I've just got to unload my breakfast"

by Chris the Chef January 7, 2008

Handbrake bomb

Whilst driving and being tailgated, the driver of the front vehicle may lose the plot and pull the handbrake, therefore braking the vehicle without the brake lights coming on. The result is either causing the tailgater to crash or forced into drastic emergency manoeuvres.

Some bastard in an Audi was right up my exhaust pipe, so I handbrake bombed him. He'll think again before he tailgates a banger!

by munroburton July 1, 2011