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rode hard and put away wet 

The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.
He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

between a rock and a hard-on 

A situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.
A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.
Tyler got rock hard when his fuck buddy for the week started to rub his tip of his dick.
Rock Hard by vkfhdafhEWJ;FEWKJ January 18, 2008

Rock and a hard place 

Having to choose between two undesirable situations
Some of David Letterman's female employees were caught between a rock and a hard place; They either had to sleep with a cranky and humorless old man or risk getting passed over for promotions by women that were.

rockin it hard 

What Ellen said as a term for sex in one of her games
Hey what we’re you doing last night?
Me and my gf were rockin it hard

stuck between a rock and a hard place 

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't

Either way you are in a mess and big trouble. You just aren't doing to well.
When my wife walked out because I wouldn't help her becuase I thought what she was doing was wrong. She gave me the choice to change my mind and follow her, if I really loved her, or sit at home and never see her again. I was really stuck between a rock and a hard place.