Hottie Hopping

The progressive navigation through poorly secured social networking profiles and photo albums to look at young ladies who are not known to the individual who is browsing.
I'd run out of good porn to look at, so I opted for a spot of hottie hopping from my niece's "facespace" profile.....
by Jimboshka June 07, 2010
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facebook hottie

A girl who appears to look extremely hot in all her online photos but actually looks horrendous up front in person.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that Nicole chick who's all over your Facebook wall? She looks smoking hot, I think you should go for her!

Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!
by seanthetruthkillings April 30, 2012
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voice hottie

A man with a sexy phone voice that sounds like honey. Women melt and pant when he calls, and keep him on the phone as much as possible. But unfortunately the physical reality rarely lives up the dream.
Oh my gawd it's Ash on the phone he's such a voice hottie!
by the_bigtee September 10, 2009
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asian hottie

Some hot aians and eurasians are:

-Leah Dizon

-Kristin Kreuk
(Lana Lang from Smallville)

-Ahyoomi Lee

-Hyori Lee

-BOA (artist, song Eat You Up)

-Lindsay Price

-Misa Campo
there are so many asian hottie s its overwhelming!
by ghent50 August 15, 2009
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hottie shock

euphoric feeling that is a result of close-up exposure to a really good-looking person, specifically Topcon Mike. Usually accompanied by an inability to concentrate, a feeling of light-headedness and uncontrollable smiling/giggling. Also causes a desire to scoop him up for both innocuus and illicit purposes. May also cause affected person to forget to breathe.
"After spending five minutes with Topcon Mike, I almost fainted from hottie shock! I totally couldn't think straight."
by K.M.S. April 09, 2007
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Hottie tottie

A male or female that is off the charts! Very good looking.
Check out that guy over there- Nice abs, great smile, strong arms, and nice butt. He is such a hottie tottie!
by Miss Rae September 28, 2005
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Hottie Tottie

Something that is incredibly good.
Someone who is VERY attractive.
A Verb to describe the Act of being better than everyone in the room.

Must be spoken with an Irish,English, or Scottish Accent.
Guy: wonderful weather we're having today.

Guy 2: indeed, Very Hottie Tottie.
by Sir. C John Shtockdayle April 11, 2011
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