Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"
I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.
by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006
Get the one hitter splittermug. Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.
by Kirk20110@gmail.com November 20, 2018
Get the Double Shitter Hittermug. A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.
by Rick January 24, 2005
Get the texas two hittermug. by Angela May 13, 2005
Get the one hitter quittermug. a six foot man with a stick that uses the stick to hit baseballs thrown to a catcher by a Baseball Pitcher
by retarded man in your ass March 22, 2021
Get the Baseball Hittermug. While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.
His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .
by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021
Get the speckle-headed switch hittermug. When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.
Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."
by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025
Get the Pitched a no-hittermug.