one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

one hitter quitter

he pulled that one hitter quitter on me cauze brother ain't been back sin

he pulled dat one hitter quiter cause brotha ain't been back since he got dat ass

by Angela May 13, 2005

glitter hitter

When a girl named Lainey plays softball and wears pink

Lainey is on the Glitter Hitters

by Zuck23 June 16, 2024

Front hitters

Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.

Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired?

Guy 2: No?

Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.

Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself

by DD Alwhiney November 3, 2019

Hitter

Something that is really good, like a song, food, movie, etc.

I love this song, this song is a hitter.

This pizza is so good, it's definitely a hitter.

Rocky lll was great, it's definitely a hitter.

by Nebraskastyle101 March 9, 2025