Hedgeing

Partaking in anal sex whilst in a bush.

"I was caught hedgeing after that party"

by _Arist0crat November 15, 2019

Hedge Trimming

The act of eating a vagina covered in hair and eating some of the hair from the area.

Cory: Bruh Cynthia said you like hedge trimming.

Dan: Well it is something extra to eat aint it?

by Delebustda March 14, 2017

Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience

That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!

by Anti English Teacher March 28, 2024

preston hedges

A terrible ass school. Everyone is bratty and no one respects you.

“Hey im heading off to Preston Hedges!”
“Im sending you to a new school”

by Epicdogdeattreats May 02, 2022

Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.

I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.

by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023

Hedging

When a hedgehog performs edging

A:"Ron's hedgehog is disgusting"
B:"Why so?"
A:"We were watching a movie at his place last night,
when his hedgehog started edging to me!"
B:"Oh, he was just hedging!"

by xXDolan1337Xx April 22, 2024

Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 25, 2022