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Grief Haggery

When people on the internet appear to compete with each other to see who is the most upset by a tragic story which has no direct content with them.
The grief haggery about poor old tom is making me sick.
by Tamara Bumpdeeay October 6, 2012
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Grief shopping

When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.
When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.
by Faster Redhead May 21, 2018
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Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry

A cynical industry where you hear the same kinds of stories and lines over and over to the point that it's a joke that isn't funny (the false hope and optimism sky is going to fall again tomorrow industry).
Person that survived storm- As long as nobody gets hurt, I don't care if I lose everything else.

Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry Reporter- That sounds convincing.

5 years later after recovering from loss of loved one the person gets to thinking and it hits them- As horrible as it makes me sound, too horrible to put on TV, though nothing will hit as hard as me losing a loved one or an animal, I really do miss that couch and TV, even if I got another one. It sounds inhuman of me, and yet deep down anyone else would miss their shit at times if they lost it, even if they didn't tell anyone that they did. If they didn't miss their shit, they wouldn't get a house to put it in, but if they did get a house and wouldn't miss their shit, they'd live in an empty house, since nothing would be sacred there. If people are being honest with themselves and true to life, they also miss material things even if they miss the living things more.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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Owl's Grief

The naturalization intelligent people feel
against other people;

and not just one of intelligence but

But of Emotion ...

This loneliness and exhalation
That comes from seeing

The trees for the Forest

The sprite of being kept up
in some hobby some activity
that has true virgility

Similar to the The Crying of the Wolf

the lone Hawk ...
The term is rarely used as an acedote

For people who feel a great depth
among themselves

But not among others
"Is the vastness of our own content

Excuse for the Fact we shouldn't be upset

Over our own grief?"

"What you are you are Talking about my young Pundint is Owl's grief

I do not care for Owl's grief ...
The vastness of our own content

is the work we had done to fool the death
My advice is to work not only as an observer
but as also an engagement ... "
by Father_Dandy February 12, 2019
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Grief

Yes Leo, you can spend that 35 dollars on fortnite
Yes Leo, you can spend that 35 dollars on fortnite don’t give me grief
by Billybobbba4672 July 25, 2018
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Virgin Grief

The act of being so desperate to loose your virginity you consider to hire hookers, prostitutes, and/or crack whores.
Little Timmy has been going through Virgin Grief recently.
by BigOl’Cunt420 March 14, 2025
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griefed

lLoveGriefing da top griefer. Get griefed.
lLoveGriefing da top griefer, Get griefed.
by һell June 2, 2023
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