Apache goulash

A concoction of semen and toenails usually added to a smoothie or eaten as a side.

Dude you should try the Apache goulash at applebees

by Youngbuck420 April 25, 2023

Kim Gobula

1: The Kim Dracula version of sneaking up on someone.

2: The Kim Dracula goblin

3: When Kim Dracula jumps out of nowhere at the little girl in the Superhero music video.

Theu were so quiet and such a Kim Gobula.

by LXXLoveRoulette August 12, 2023

Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration

Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister

by Ballhumper November 19, 2023

sperm goulash

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm

you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

Hungarian Goulash Finger

When a guy named Bram sticks a finger up some dudes asshole in a Hungarian club.

“I was just minding my own business in a club when all of a sudden some random dude gave me a Hungarian Goulash Finger”

by Bungo Beleuresbel April 22, 2025

The Goulash Archipelago

The Goulash Archipelago: the long line of chef’s cooking islands at the annual, traditional dish competition in Budapest. So named by a person not fond of paprika.

The paprika torture was strong in The Goulash Archipelago.

by Willy Won't go Home January 13, 2026