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Gillette, Wyoming

A nice place where you can actually see the stars at night. Almost everyone has or owned a gun before. A place which is pretty safe if compared to big cities. Has many jobs and welcoming friends. A place where you can make friends in a couple minutes.
by PrincessO'Hara April 28, 2011
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Gillette

To screw things up and make shit awkward: like cutting yourself with a Gillette razor. Often involving screwing things up with a female.
Dude, you totally Gilletted that shit up, man.
by Rick the Slick March 5, 2011
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Amelie Gillette

Amelie Gillette is a "writer" who decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture blogs gracing the web, so someone at The Onion and/or AV Club allowed her to start a blog called <i>The Hater</i>. In a country that needs more good doctors, scientists and science journalists, she decided to, instead, become a pop-culture celebrity snark writer. Why? Because Bill Nye's disembodied head exclaiming "science rules!" was too damn hard for Amelie to mentally digest. Math is also very hard, as well. You see, most people like Amelie decide to waste their (read: parents) money for college to become pop-culture writers and critics when they first realize that they don't need to actually prove why their opinions are correct, knowing that their reasons are, in the end, subjective (which they will usually deny), unlike science which requires different forms of testing to prove their hypotheses. When you waste your life paying attention to so much pop-culture, like Amelie has, you don't have much of a future to look forward to, except, well, regurgitating your thoughts on the very subject, thinking you're actually contributing something helpful to society. Her writing usually consists--hypocritically--of why Ashton Kutcher, Zach Braff, and Dane Cook suck, while ignoring the fact that the barrel of fish she shoots into have already been shot at many times before. The relevance of her articles reflect the relevance of her subjects: becoming old and forgotten within the same day they are printed. And because writing articles just wasn't enough, she came up with the bright idea of recording a podcast about her half-ass thoughts, because she decided that there wasn't enough pop-culture podcasts gracing everyone's iPods. <i>The Hatecast</i> (clever title) features Amelie spouting off platitudes about the stuff she hates for no good reason. If you decide to listen to this piece of audio-torture, you might as well enjoy it by playing the drinking game to Amelie's giggling--you will be dead by the first minute.

Note: Don't get <i>The Hater</i> confused with Sean O' Neal's <i>The Daily Buzzkill</i>, which is a baby-step up from Amelie's digital mess.
"Hey, I'm being alerting about Amelie Gillette's newest article. I'd forget all about The Hater if RSS feeds didn't exist."
by jessica simpleton August 20, 2009
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The Stinky Gillete Shave

When you eat a nasty chick, and her goopy juices get embedded into your moustache or gotee, and the stink is with your even after you wash up...The only way to rid yourself of the horrific waft is to shave your face clean....
Dude, what happed to your gotee?

I had to do The Stinky Gillete Shave..

OH.....
by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005
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Gilles Messier

A very intellegent 15 year old, who can sometimes have a rather bland sense of humor.
"Naomi, if you stuck that fake knife down your shirt..It'd be called a booby trap"
by With love Amanda and Nimz January 9, 2005
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dizzy gillespe

a type of deep throat blow job, where the the person puts the testicles into the mouth with the entire penis. with the mans balls puffing out both cheeks, the person doing the sucking starts repeatedly swallowing; it is a unique sensation that can become addictive. oh, and while the person performs this act, they will bear an incredible resembelance to dizzy gillespe in that classic view of him blowing his horn, with his cheeks puffed out like a pair of balloons.
dude! my chick was giving me an ordinary blow job, when all of a sudden, she deep throated me, sucked my balls into her cheeks, and then gave me the best dizzy gillespe of my entire life!
by joe mid- bronx November 11, 2007
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Giller Plan

A crazy or ridiculous plan that is almost guarenteed not to be carried out
"Yo this summer we should rent a car, drive no stops to california just to get on the Tom Green show"
"dude thats such a giller plan"
by Colin Forde December 7, 2006
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