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North Georgia College and State University 

North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.
Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.
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Georgia is a beautiful girl, in every way. From her heart to her smile she is undoubtably the best friend you will ever have, unless you are lucky enough for her to be your girlfriend. She is confident, strong, and also shy. Georgia is hilarious and the most amazing person to talk to. She is the type who will cheer you up when you are down, and puzzle you with her questions and intelligence. She doesn't take shit from anyone. Georgia has been written about in songs, and this beautiful human being is incredibly romantic because of it. Never let her go. She’s awesome.
Georgia is on my mind...
Georgia by XD69420 May 26, 2018

Georgia Tech 

A school full of high school Valedictorian's and creepy nerds. Every student was either an overachiever or a slacking genius in high school - now they're desparately trying to make C's in Physics 2. The only "normal" ones are the Management majors - they get to sleep and go out drinking during the week while those with real majors have to study their asses off day and night.

The ratio is infamous. Men complain that the women are bitches, women complain that the men haven't hit puberty yet. There are three times as many guys as girls, yet there only seem to be about five dateable men on campus - the rest are busy playing World of Warcraft.

However, all the students at Tech can console themselves with the knowledge that if they do manage to survive and get their degree (even if it takes six years), it can never get worse. Also, they'll be making a lot of money as the bosses of UGA students.
At 3AM, my high school friends at UGA are out having a good time or sleeping. At 3AM, I am part way into studying for another test that I'm probably going to fail anyway. Screw you, Georgia Tech.

I need some liquor.

Georgia satellite 

A woman usually southern, who's trashy to hot scale leans more trashy. Normally seen with lots of tattoos, big hair, and piercings. A disappointment to your family but a winner with your friends.
Dude did you see that Georgia satellite at the gas station. She could wreck my life anyday.
Georgia satellite by Nate&randy November 7, 2022

Georgian goo 

Have your girl walk out barefoot into the mud scrapes her toenails and put the gunk into your urethra and then you proceed to hang upside down on your couch and ejaculate your muddy semen into your own mouth, while an electric toothbrush/razor is buzzing in your asshole and your girlfriend watches from the corner
John:”dude the other day Sarah gave me a Georgian goo ”
Sam: “dude that’s fucking sick”
Georgian goo by Ibombchongs November 20, 2022
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Georgia by Yeetbone February 15, 2019

The Georgia

The sexual act when on female(doesnt always have to be a female though) takes one popsicle(or other sweet treat on a stick) and crams it up their sexual reproductive organ.
Now heres the kicker
She then feeds it to her sexual partner
"Dude me and my girlfriend tryed the Big 'G'(Georgia) last night. Dude BEST POPSICLE EVER!!!!!!!!"

"Did you hear? Ryan and his girlfriend broke up after they tryed The Georgia, I heard she got a yeast infection."
The Georgia by Popsicle Boy December 9, 2008