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Guided Entry

When someone needs assistance with penetrating their partner.

Predominantly used by blind, poor sighted people or those with an obese partner where finding the correct hole is extremely difficult - guided entry is needed.

Can also become necessary when trying to penetrate with a semi-on. See "Thumbing it in"
Geoff "I had sex with that fat girl last night"
Bob "Did you have to roll her in dough first?"
Geoff "no, she gave me the guided entry"
by Manuel Hung III September 15, 2020
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Guidel

Chill guy,loves to play basket ball.
Attracts girls by making that one facial expression. Loving,caring and smart always has anwsers to questions when he actually tries.
But even tho he likes laughing and humor sometimes if you get him mad, you better give him some space.

But in general hes a guy you want to have in your group of friends.

If you're ever in a bad mood just go to him.

Guidel's just a good person in general.
Guidel is a good guy.
by Blblblgeneticist October 23, 2020
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Guided

To know your destination or to know your Direction
Damn that nigga guided Damn am guided.
by Guided.com February 13, 2022
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guidedistrict

Fucking Femboy With Dog Shit Aim in CW.

( He want vxlkzients to recommend him some new songs!!!)
Butter_Jello : "guide you sucks at CW"
guidedistrict : "Shit Up CUH!@1@!@##"
by vxlkzientsbigfan June 5, 2022
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portal guide

1. One who is adept at traveling through portals.

2. A portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. If you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be... you might need a portal guide.

Portals can have a broad range of interpretations. This is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.
"I accidentally left half my ass in another dimension, I should have hired a portal guide."
by yourheartisaportal May 29, 2016
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The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.
The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.

Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.


Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.

Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?

Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.

Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
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