oh my guide

incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds

"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.

by nowimupset January 08, 2021

study guide heist

A sneaky or strategic maneuver by one student to acquire another student's well-crafted study guide before an upcoming exam—often disguised as casual interest or collaboration.

"Hey, can I see what you did for your study guide?"
"Sure." (student glances over it)
"Actually, wait... can you just send me all that?"

Bystander (shouts): "They just did the study guide heist on you bro"

by kababa_theGreat April 15, 2025

Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious

Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.

by Lesspeople October 09, 2020

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 24, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 05, 2025

guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.

by uncle smegol November 20, 2020

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 27, 2021