big old greaser

A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.

Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob

by YekramC March 5, 2015

Alaskan Axel Greaser

When it's really cold outside and your old lady is dried up. Spit a little Copenhagen into your choice of hole. It provides lubrication and warmth

It was cold outside and I had to give her the ole Alaskan Axel Greaser. Then I threw it into her snooch and filled her up like a donut

by Snatch5824 March 14, 2018

Grease Ring

The greasy, shiny residue left around the anus after having anal intercourse consisting of lubricant, sperm and feces.

Marty loves to have anal intercourse with his girlfriend Sonya. When he is done, he always spreads her cheeks and admires her fresh Grease Ring.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

greasehog

To skeet all over a girl and then chase her around like a hog. And when you try to grab her, your hands slip because of all the skeet.

I greasehogged with Shaqueefa for like tweleve hours last night.

by Gross McToast June 18, 2007

Grease gun

The M3 Submachine gun. A cheap .45 caliber gun designed in WWII to replace the Thompson submachine gun. Since then, it has been used by the US all the way up to Desert Storm.

When the squad was surrounded, sargent mowed down the krauts with his grease gun.

by Jacob Stevens January 9, 2009

Stripper Booty Grease

(noun) Substance that causes dollar bills to soften and become uncrispy. Usually transferred through direct contact with a stripper.

"Damn dude these bills feel new!"
"Fresh from the bank! No stripper booty grease."

by Popcontitays February 12, 2012

butt grease

This is just simple to define. It is the slick smelly substance created from farts, sweat, poop, and anal seepage. It stays tucked in between the butt cheeks in everyones crack. It can vary in amounts, and consistency; depending on how often one takes a bath or farts. The uses for this product are many, one is to help lube the large cracks of fat people as they walk. Another one would be to load a finger with the substance to annoy someone with a stinky finger or for self defense. Also see butt grease with snow flakes, dingle berries.

I smeared butt grease on my nephews nose to stop him from farting in peoples faces.

by zeusking007 November 2, 2007