thats how grandma died

Basically a substitute for thats what she said, esp. when that saying gets overused, and you want to impress your date.

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

Bro< chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

Dude< Thats how grandma died!

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.

(students): Thats how grandma died!

by brochacho July 6, 2010

Grandmaster pimp daddy

Someone who has all the whores in his pocket and is a major player in the business and knows his street smarts

Person 1: yo nigga, you heard of alim?
Person 2: yeah man, apparantly he's the grandmaster pimp daddy
Person1: woah, that explains all those girls he has then..

by GawdOfRofls December 21, 2010

Grandma's Apron

A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.

Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Grandmadonna

a person of an elder age group who thinks they are as relevant as a younger, more-talented person.

Lady Gaga is popular today. Enough of Grandmadonna trying to claim she wrote all songs.

by sesmith70 March 6, 2012

ur grandma bisexual

Worse than ur mum gae and ur dad lesbian.

Will literally almost insult someone to death using this.

This is a lethal blow

Friend -1:ur. Mum gay!

Friend-2:ur dad lesbian!!

Friend-1:UR GRANDMA BISEXUAL!!!

Friend-2:*literally dieing*

by Meemsenpai March 9, 2018

for grandma

a plea, only to be used in the most dire of situations.

C'mon, for grandma, go to the store and get me a vitamin water.

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Dirty Grandma

When someone holds their butt cheeks open and presses their anus against another person's forehead.

I fell asleep and I woke up to Jake giving me a Dirty Grandma

by Doonis August 7, 2010