gornicorn

A startup that has raised a billion dollars and still managed to go broke.

See Mediamath, Solyndra, Theranos, Quibi, Jawbone etc.

Theranos was pretty hot there for a minute, was valued at 9 billy at one point, now it's just a gornicorn.

by SuperZac June 18, 2024

gornfickle

A level of Gooning subpar to Fjordglimping but still utilized by international special forces battalions in order to lock in while under stress

"Yo. Have you done the gornfickle? You got a hundred on that test"
"Yeah bro. The pages are going to be impossible to pull apart."

by Juggenstein December 10, 2024

gornor

Alternate way to say “goodnight”. Similar to forgor = forgot

Person 1: I’m going to bed
Person 2: Okay, gornor!

by alex7641alex May 16, 2025

Gorngolshlanger

Someone who is seen as goofy or odd

Ryan is such a gorngolshlanger

by Tree Enjoyer October 31, 2025

Gornancy

Beat up

He’s lucky I didn’t gornancy him

by Chaseandhossey January 6, 2026