Empty net goal

The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.

Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?

Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.

Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Thomas Goal

A goal or point scored using no skill or massive amounts of luck. Usually very ugly.

"I can't believe we lost that game because of that shitty gay ass goal"

"Yeah, that one was a textbook Thomas goal"

by MagicBus October 22, 2009

Florida Field Goal

Having someone chug a beer, the half way through, they are kicked in the nuts with a steel toed boot, then they must finish the beer chug.

Dude did you hear what Walstrom did last night? He did 10 freaking Florida Field Goals....IN A ROW!

by T Dubb June 18, 2007

field goal

Two men stand up facing each other, their penises touching tip to tip. A third man stands adjacent to the other men. The third man then proceeds to beat off trying to shoot his load in between the other men who are essentially the posts thus completing the field goal.

"Hey Rick, wanna kick a field goal? Me and Bobby will be the posts."

by bobradio May 7, 2010

Hershey Kiss Field Goal

A Hershey Kiss Field Goal is where you are fucking a girl in the ass and pull out a little hershey kiss shaped piece of poop on the end of your shaft. Then turn her around on her back and flick the the poop off your shaft and into her mouth.

ITS GOOD!!!

Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.

I pulled off the Hershey Kiss Field Goal on Kelly last night on my first try.

by Sibils October 13, 2006

field goal

When a bitch is layin on her back and you stand at her head while shes givin you head, when your about to nut you pull out and donky punch her in the stomach causing her legs to shoot straight up then you shoot your load through her legs better know as the uprights

Dave "man you shoulda seen that field goal last night"
steve " what are you talking about there wasent even a game on last night?"
Dave " no man im talking about your sister, i gave that bitch the fieldgoal last night"

or

"man i hit a field goal from that hoes dresser all the way to the other side of the bed, it was at least a 60 yarder"

by Random_989 December 2, 2007

Field Goal

Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.

Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.

by psychosquid February 6, 2012