Gambling

Its Good For You
Its FREE MONEY

and if you quit you will never obtain success

"Cancer Takes Many lives,Road Accidents takes Lives Even Jobs take Lives, but Gambling? It doesnt take Lives. Thats why you should Gamble Its Risk Free and Its FREE MONEY"

by Gamble Is Good For You April 5, 2024

Fart gamble

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.

I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.

by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017

Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.

You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.

by Gavvihn June 3, 2022

Gamble Kick

only spam F like a bot :)

the streamer 'hatcheett' only uses gamble kicks

by ixScript September 23, 2020

Murphy's Law of Gambling

"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."

Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

the milk gamble

When you get up in the morning for a bowl of cereal and there's almost no milk but there might be enough so you take the gamble. This can also happen with tea. If there's only a few drops left, you can take the milk gamble.

"Damn it we're almost empty. C'mon I don't want dry cereal." *poors milk* "Yes! Won the milk gamble again!"

by annnnonnnnymous August 26, 2011

Zack Gamble

Stealing another man’s girlfriend from under them using your superior methods of seduction

Hey Tanstee, I heard you had been Zack Gambled. Too bad!

by RuleBritannia69 February 3, 2022