Fuckwit

A dude or a chick that can’t handle watching other ppl succeed at doing something they are good at because they have a unusually low testosterone situation , or have only had one partner which they married incase they never got another chance , which causes them to cause alot of drama about the persons activity because they get when winners are sad and pissed off haha

That fuckwit just ripped me off when I bought festival tickets , now I can’t go and bust a move , or bust a nut without causing a fucking scene

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Fuckwit

A dimwitted fucktard

Please don't evite any fuckwits to the party.

by M.Y.S January 29, 2017

Fuckwit

Maisie Iris Hope Knight

Maisie Iris Hope Knight is an absolute fuckwit, consistently delusional and quite mean.

by satintux April 5, 2024

Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.

Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.

by Adzybrah October 17, 2017

Fuckwit

Someone really stupid or dumb.

"Dude Josh is SUCH a fuckwit."
"I have to agree bro, he is so dumb."

by HONESTLY I'M NOT THAT ORIGINAL January 2, 2016

wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.

Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.

by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021

fuckwitable

A person or entity who matches and also identifies with your energy.,beliefs, practices, morals and common interests.

My friend and I have never crossed each other.
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"

by Whitejaz January 20, 2023