fordin'

To be extremley drunk

Wow did you see that guy, he's fordin'

by EHB June 25, 2007

Fording

-Embellish Facts, A load of bullshit

Don't listen to the Councillors facts, hes fording.

by P416 October 8, 2014

Folditis

When its time to go to pound town but either A, she isn't wet enough or B, you aint hard enough. Both scenarios resulting in the same: a pathetic attempt to insert, usually ending up with your semi-hard chub either folding over on itslef or just completely scrunching up like an accordion

Dude last night i was so close to getting it in with Mary but due to either the excess of vodka or the lack of EDM tunes being cranked, I caught a bad case of the folditis

by Jerrydri November 10, 2014

fording

The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...

-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.

"Oi Bruce, do you know where my sunnies are?"
"Yeah Mate, youse fording them in ur hands, AYE!".

by Undi3s August 19, 2014

foodin

When you go to more than one location for the same meal.
(only applies if the same person eats items from the two locations, not if you get separate meals from separate places)
example: You want a Jack in the Box Burger, but McDonalds Fries, and a Carl's Jr Shake.

Fancy Foodin is when it one goes "foodin" at sit down restaurants.

"I don't like the fries here, lets go foodin."

by Mr Foodin May 11, 2018

fordin it

being under influence of substances whilst talking to attractive members of the gender(s) you are attracted who provide sexual favours or provide material associated with lewd acts

human 1: Man youre so drunk but you really fordin it tonight
Human 2: I might be fording it but that girl called me cute

by sugar2.0 August 11, 2020

Fooding

The process of consuming nutrients through your face

Stop fooding(slamming your head into your dinner plate) you'll ruin your meal

by Parafox September 24, 2020