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Flintstone Diet

Eating in the modern era that we live in rather than suffering for no good reason. A diet consisting of burgers, ribs, shakes and fries. A complete rejection of fad diets like "paleo" and "gluten free". Living life like it should be lived, in the modern era.
Being on the Flintstone Diet is the only diet for me. All the other fad diets are completely ridiculous. Give me a beer with those fries please. It's okay, I'm on the Flintstone Diet, and I exercise regularly and eat in moderation, so no worries.
by KardenKarden May 1, 2015
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Flinstoning

When someone in a public restroom stall paws the toilet paper off the roll with such fervor and rapidity that it sounds like Fred Flinstone driving his car.
Man, my co-worker must have taken a nasty shit. He was in the stall flinstoning for like 10 minutes.
by billy_cox November 15, 2015
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flictory

A flictory is a flawless victory.
Wow! Nice flictory!
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Flint Michigan Faucet

Engaging in the act of anal whilst the receiver has diarrhea, and then pulling your penis out in the middle, resulting in a stream of brown liquid.
Chris: “So I was engaging in sexual activities with my good male friend Quandale Dingle, and he accidentally gave me a Flint Michigan Faucet, because he had a beefy five later burrito a couple hours prior.”
by Kanamoney March 9, 2022
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Thread Flintstone

The oldest guy on the forum/in the current thread. Not even a little bit "with it". Will occasionally talking about his rash or back pains.
by MetalSpork November 22, 2011
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the flinstones

The Flinstones is a really old show from the caveman times where they watched it in comic books by rock. eating rock cereal.
-Hey remember the flinstones?
-Uhh, that was in caveman times
by DaTurtle April 19, 2018
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James Flint

James Flint kicked England's ass for his lover, Thomas Hamilton.
by Jacqueline15 May 4, 2018
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