British firing squad

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.

Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.

by Glock the Cock August 3, 2015

Geordi La Forging

When you wear your headphones with the headband over your eyes, making you look like the Star Trek character Geordi La Forge.

My headphones fell over my eyes, so I wound up Geordi La Forging.

by BobOmbWill September 26, 2014

furginity

Furry virginity. See furgin.

"I only want to give my furginity to another furgin!"

"Furginity isn't real! Furries don't do anything but yiff, fuck, suck, and yiff some more!"

by D Dragon February 7, 2008

Figgin

A wholesome and slightly geeky high intensity qualifier. Way fresher than "Friggin" but not as recognized as "Flippin."

"Bro, that was figgin' awesome."

by fruit that rhymes with maya June 26, 2009

Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

by Seems Like Science March 31, 2015

fargin' shytehole

fucking asshole; copulating porch dog anus;

The heiny-hole soup irritated his painful assteroids bothering his fargin' shytehole.

by Chalmers Hamill July 28, 2008

fingina

a cut or other abrasion on one's finger that looks like a vagina

As his cut began to heal, his pinkie became a fingina.

by EDubs February 23, 2015