FATCRACK

A FATCRACK can be a man or woman. Usually a woman. They are often described as fat, and utilise children as weapons. The first sign of an FATCRACKis a lazy eye, but they are more often than not falsely diagnosed as looking like a retard.

Often surrounded by chavs.

SEVERE DYSLEXIC.

Often mis spells “what” and “wat”

Man that bitch is such a FATCRACK!

by Crackfat Mcgee January 23, 2023

nurul fatehah

A beautiful,strong independant woman. Able to get through the day even when she is tired everyday. Bubbly and cheerful. Always bring joy into peoples' lives.

I miss having nurul fatehah in my class.
The class is so quiet without nurul fatehah!

by TomasEdison November 23, 2021

Fatcake

(noun)

(1) One who overly indulges in consumption

(2) A soon to be tub of lard

(1) Ooohh, I ate too many swiss cake rolls! I'm a fatcake!!

(2) Cameron! You ate an entire XL Papa Johns pizza by yourself? You're going to be a fatcake!!

by oi-oi-oi April 13, 2009

fetchables

Small items that you just run to the shop to get, usually food items.

I need to run to the store and grab a few fetchables; a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread.

by Glenn Hamilton May 25, 2007

Fatshadowing

When, on a sunny day, you hide in the shadow of a lardy person's lard to escape getting a sunburn.

Oh god! It's too hot out-time to take part in some fatshadowing, gang.

by DelAnt September 25, 2009

fatcape

Long, usually black, knitwear worn over the shoulder by overweight females in a vain attempt to conceal the size of their thighs and buttocks.

That fatcape is fooling exactly nobody.

by SLRist October 27, 2015

fapchat

similar to a finsta, but basically on snapchat

person: did you see what she posted on her finsta and fapchat?

other person: yeah, she was more agressive about her fake best friend on her fapchat.

by ayare May 26, 2018