Facebookending

In addition to impulsive Facebook check-ins, the act of beginning and ending one's daily computer-related acitivies with a "quick" Facebook scan for new messages, status updates, and commentary.

text: hey john, u still up?
text: yep. just hittin' the ol' facebook before gettin some zzzs
text: it's 3 am. what's with all the facebookending lately?
text: just feels good 2 cover all my bases. besides, i get my happy birthday messages in early and a slew of booty call ops at nite
text: nice! i guess it's better than statusitis. see u on fb in a few hours

by wordmaestro September 29, 2011

Facebooking

Hitting Gene over the head with a book.

Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)

by facebook this April 1, 2010

FacebookFINE

F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)

That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.

You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.

* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.

Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.

* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.

by deliveryxps September 6, 2009

facebookally

Its like having it be official, like a relationship or liking a band.

I like chesse burgers facebookally

by Stevo343 March 2, 2011

Facebookaphobe

Someone afraid to join Facebook due to their sub-prime computer skills.

I asked Carl to join Facebook and he said, "I don't have a comupter, They are stupid."

I asked Brandon, "What's up with that?"

And Hoshi added, "He's a Facebookaphobe"

by NunyaBizzy March 26, 2009

facebooking

To take pictures anywhere only for the purpose to put them on facebook.

I saw Jenny with a camera at the party yesterday, we all know she was just facebooking though.

by Jellypop January 19, 2007

Facebookadalean

A Classification: Someone who uses Facebook every day.

I refer to myself as a "Facebookadalean."

Forward thinking companies would be wise to tap into the growing population of Facebookadaleans.

by AofF13 June 18, 2011