condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.

1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!

by KC the gawd March 16, 2008

frazer

The most beastly person in the world. Frazer is a great person and has a huge penis. Good at pulling bitches

I was stunned at how massive frazer's penis was.

by Frederik Bock June 22, 2011

Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.

Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.

by TomereshefF May 4, 2006

Fraser Clark

fraser who is 7th in line to godliness is so hot but dont tell him we sed that o and he is jesus

fraser......u r hot

by Frasers stalker April 19, 2004

farter

British Army slang for a sleeping bag. So-called from the best method of warming the bag up...

"Right, farters out, and get some gonk"

by Champers April 30, 2005

Fraser Anning

A racist piece of shit with no respect or compassion, Fraser Anning is the definition of a cunt. He is also probably a nazi

Can someone tell Fraser Anning that he shouldn’t be in government.

by Bucccc452 March 17, 2019

Fratire

Fratire is the mode of dress traditionally accepted by fraternities, especially prevalent in the south. The definition of successful fratire is "conservative". This generally means solid colored polo shirts (never with popped collars), oxford style button downs, khakis or dock shorts, traditional blazers, dock shoes, driving mocs or loafers, and d-ring or club belts. This kind of clothing will generally ensure full frat potential, however bleached or gelled hair or any kind of jewelery will overpower even the frattiest of fratire and make you look like a douche. In addition, true fratire must come from fine brands such as those below:

Polo (the horse)
Brooks Brothers (golden fleece)
Cole Haan
Vineyard Vines (the whale)
Southern Proper
Sperry
Lacoste (don't overdo it on this one - the crocodile)
Costa del Mar
(this isn't a comprehensive list, just the basics)

Also, one should never wear all of one brand. It screams "trying too hard"

Things to avoid:

Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Gap
Aeropostale
Cargo shorts
puka shells
flip flops
non-Costa sunglasses
jean shorts (jorts)
anything trendy
anything your forefathers would cringe at

Brother 1: (wearing vineyard vines dock shorts, a Brooks Brother polo, sperry top-siders, costas with croakies and a Polo D-ring belt)
Brother 2: Nice fratire man, we better get these GDIs outta here before they see you or–
GDI: (head explodes)

by NumberSeven September 7, 2007