Santa Fe 

One of the greatest cities on earth, believe it. The town is just unlike anywhere else in the country. The city is the capital of the great state of New Mexico, and you should go there now!

Santa Fe is unique because of the citizens. The town is made up of politicians, mexicans, artists, hippies, snowboarders, musicians, authors, artists, dog lovers, and native americans, and alot of other strange citizens. Different people are what make the city what it is.

Everyone that lives there has some strange subculture UFO's, tantric sex, eastern religions, new agers, and people who's dogs have auras. The 60's are still alive there hence it is not abnormal to ask What is your sign?

What makes the city even better is the best snowboarding in New Mexico just an hour away.

go there now

Why do you want to go to Denver? to see pollution?

Santa Fe by Melanthex June 25, 2005

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with the tip cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.

There is no example because no one has done the Santa Fe Sausage Roll yet.

Santa Fe Sausage Roll by mannymal July 3, 2011

santa fe dyke 

Any woman who is known for her birkenstock sportin', torquoise jewelry wearing, self rightous, culture starved, money having ways.

Guy: check her out!
Dude: yeah, not bad for a santa fe dyke.
guy: yeah, fuck s.f.d.'s

santa fe dyke by george January 20, 2005

Santa Fe Gobbler

Or SFG, is when someone is going down on you and then proceed to pour habanero/chipotle sauce and push their head in to make them gag and throw up while you explode in their mouth.

"I busted the SFG on her about a week ago and she still won't talk to me."

"The Santa Fe Gobbler it is!"

"Did you guys hear? Jimmy busted the Santa Fe Gobbler on Jake the other day and got heart burn for 3 days"

Santa Fe Gobbler by Ghstrder August 8, 2014

Santa Fe Sausage-Roll 

What happens when you combined the definition 4 of sausage roll (for F/M), and definition 1 of sausage rolling (for M/M), with all the outstanding features of santa fe, including chilli sauce (preferably made from trinidad scorpion butch t chillies, but anything past a naga jolokia pepper will suffice), mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, and close body contact. Santa fe is translated "holy faith" and this manoeuvre is accompanied with an internal prayer that this will not result in third degree burns to your body, particularly your genital regions. Acceptable Foreplay is taken to be Definition 1 of Sausage roll. If (Muncirumsised /M uncirumsised) the act may stop here, or may continue as with the definition of body contact.

First coined by Robert Brockway of cracked.com, when he declared he will do this for Donations of $10,000 or More.

A Santa Fe Sausage-roll, may not be an actual deviant act, however given a sausage roll, santa fe hotdog, santa fe salad, and a santa fe fiesta aren't family fun-time approved, it's probably it isn't so chaste either.

The maintaining of full eye-contact throughout the whole thing is an agreement "it's not gay if it's a dare", "it's not gay if it's for money", and "it's not gay if you're married". A further term of this unspoken agreement is that this isn't to be brought up with each-other's parents or mother-in-law if the relationship between you both ever goes further than this experience.

Robert Brockway: "You want to do the Santa Fe Sausage-roll? I'll do it, and I won't even cry. I'll look you right in the eye, the entire time." (upon receiving donations of $10,000 or more)

Santa Fe Sausage-Roll by Aimez-Moi July 6, 2011

santa fe 

cute crossover SUV created for gay people who want to be soccer moms. low cost, and 'curb' appeal keep it desirable for closet homos trying to 'blend in'.

Awe: "Check out my new car"
Thentic: "Ummmm... what it is?"
Awe: "C'mon - it's a Santa Fe!"
Thentic: "Oh, doesn't look like something Tony Soprano would drive - but maybe Vito...did you see it on Queer as Folk?"

santa fe by Killa_Cambridge December 1, 2006

Santa Fe 

A shitty town in Texas. The inhabitants, who are very similar to The Hills Have Eyes people, enjoy having anal sex with their cousins, going to KKK meetings, having a horrible high school football team, and filming and producing farm animal pornography. Top imporst are dipping tobacco, chewing tobacco, moonshine, and white sheets with scissors. Enter with extreme caution...especially you colored folks.

Wait, when did Tyrone move to Santa Fe?

I dont know, but his Funeral service was last tuesday.

Santa Fe by ChetGunsmoke January 2, 2010