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Bank Farter

When a blonde girl is in a long line for an ATM full of guys and just got done eating Mexican food and releases what she thinks is a silent fart but is quite loud and they all know its her.
Blonde: I shouldn't have eaten that mexican food before we came here, i have to you know.

Woman: Just do it, its all guys in line anyway

Blonde: *farts happily*

Man to another man: i think that blonde girl just farted?!?!

Woman: Hey you have a new nickname Bank Farter.
by zangetsu2894 November 13, 2011
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condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.
1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!
by KC the gawd March 16, 2008
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Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.
Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.
by TomereshefF May 4, 2006
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farter

British Army slang for a sleeping bag. So-called from the best method of warming the bag up...
"Right, farters out, and get some gonk"
by Champers April 30, 2005
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Unfortunate Farter

A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.
There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.
by The Ultimate Mongoose June 10, 2010
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fartdick

1. noun; a mean and loathsome person
"Grant is a fartdick for not letting me play with his new legos."

"....Mom, you are a fartdick for not giving me chocolate milk every night for dinner."
by Marianne Wille May 13, 2005
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farter

look at the FARTER on that!!!
by Cammy and Sparks August 3, 2005
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