J F'n C

A kneejerk reaction to a startling event. Best used in church as not to offend any priests, pastors or flanderizez.

Abbreviation for Jesus Fucking Christ.

J F'n C, your breath be smellin like wale pussy!

by Christ0 December 1, 2006

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F.U.C.K.

Fornication Under Consent of King- F.U.C.K - urban legend states that to have sex with your mate in the middle ages you first had to get consent of the King. This was because if he wanted he could have the woman first. Is they got consent, the couple would receive a document with F.U.C.K. written on it.

The king gave a F.U.C.K. to the couple.

by swolf September 28, 2006

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C.F.

Abbreviation of Central Falls, Rhode Island.

Place where there are too many people, the streets are too narrow, and where mothers shield their children's eye's while briefly passing thru.

Small city of one square mile with more prostitutes and drug lords than advertisements written in English.

"Mom, tommorrow I have to bring in some pictures of cocaine for my health class in school. Where on earth can I find some? The internet?"

"No hunny, Dexter Street in C.F."

by Yomanda September 28, 2006

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C.F.G.

To be C.F.G.ed you must have given somebody gold jewlery in the past which they sent in to the popular "money now!" company Cash For Gold.

Bro, she C.F.G.ed your ass!

by Radio:AWESOME! January 21, 2009

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F.O.C.U.S.

Fuck Off Cause U Suck

Dude, you need to F.O.C.U.S.

by ShayInLa April 26, 2010

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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

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