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exit grenade

1. a timely last-possible-moment off-tone verbal bomb thrown usually during an intelligent discussion that ends expectedly

2. a below-the-belt punch thrown in a long fight milliseconds before being separated.
jasper (as he awaited the 'turn off electronic devices' announcement, having an argument with his wife from his tracked cellular device) - "listen, i understand everything you're saying and I certainly entrust that you mean well, but diet coke is not a healthy drink and you should not be feeding it to our four month old...

...i have done the research woman!

...your breast milk is NOT gross!

...do you think i want to be talking about this while people look at me? i should be at peace right now and getting 'have a good flight' wishes from you, but this is an important matter and i just found out you've been doing this since he was born! listen, i gotta go, the flight attendant is here."

flight attendant (walking down the isle looking left and right -"sir turn your phone off NAOW!"

jasper (gesturing to flip his phone closed) - "listen i gotta go..."

flight attendant - "sir!"

wife (in ill fashioned tone) - "you certainly do Bob. have fun."

jasper (in his mind, as he flips his cell closed while staring somewhere between the nozzle blower and outside) - "this fucking cunt has perfect timing for exit grenades. fuck her! and fuck tsa! alright, get it together jasper; you're not that kind of man."
by beachole October 27, 2012
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Fire Exit

"Ouch! My Fire Exit!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Exit Humus

To vehemently insist you are right about something, only to discover you are shamefully wrong.

From Hebrew: יצאת חומוס
you: Listen, I know Pam did Playboy a few times, but that does not mean she has a sex tape.

them: but..

you: Dude. No f'ing way!

them: See Wikipedia for Pam Anderson

you: mm. ok.

(you exit humus)
by tsella March 8, 2010
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exit sign

the thing that everyone tries to jump and touch in school to act "cool"
Person 1: I JUST TOUCHED THE EXIT SIGN FOR THE FIRST TIME
Person 2: nice but we are in grade 8
by whatdoinamemyself? May 9, 2023
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filipino exit

To leave a gathering without anyone noticing or saying goodbye.
"Dude , you disappeared last night!?"
"Yeah , my ex showed up so I had to bust a filipino exit"
by PullOutChamp21 February 6, 2023
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Pulaski exit

A blowjob that results in gagging and violate vomiting
I gave cindy quite the pulaski exit last night
by Victor feltersnatch October 1, 2021
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French exit

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)
He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'
by Approbate May 3, 2011
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