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Computer Engineer

A college major that will make you hate your life, your friends, computers, electronics, and anything remotely enjoyable about your life. Mass consumption of alcohol in the 20 minutes of free time a week keeps you sane.
"Yo look at dude banging his head off the wall"
"Must be a computer engineer"
by LateNightEngineer April 14, 2010
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civil engineer

Originally defined as "civil" due to its separation from the military. In the past it denoted all types of engineering including electrical, mechanical, mining, etc. Today it includes bridges, canals, docks, foundations, harbors, off-shore construction, railways, river basin management, sewerage, soil mechanics, structural design, construction, traffic engineering, water supply, etc. The field so large that no engineer can easily specialize in more than two areas.

In other words, civil engineering deals with civilization building and maintenance.

They also like to drink beer, crack lewd jokes, and are generally above average in both looks and intelligence thus guaranteeing that they can attract members of the opposite sex and fill the world with more civil engineers.
Woman 1: Is that a civil engineer over there?
Woman 2: He is devastatingly handsome isn't he?
by drunken February 11, 2005
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Justice Engineer

A reference to the class in Team Fortress 2, Justice Engineer is considered the 10th class.
The Justice Engineer is, quite obviously, a badass. The only difference between him and the normal engineer is that the Justice Engineer's default hat is the Texas Ten Gallon, and prominently uses the Shotgun. He automatically critical-hits any evildoer.
Justice Engineer can strike at any time, and is always watching.
Always.
Justice never sleeps.
by Hinn the Fuman October 8, 2011
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Electrical Engineer

A person with substantial skills in imaginary mathematics and the ability to use these unreal numbers to come up with an answer that applies only some of the time.

Also: A person whose ship is so far past the point of entry that the only hope is to crash through the rocks to the other side.
Must be an EE (Electrical Engineer): reference song, "Purdue EE Theme Song - Anon"
by e^(j * pi) = -1 November 18, 2003
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Afro Engineer

To put something together in a makeshift fashion.

See also: nigger rig and jerry rig
I managed to afro engineer that broken plane wing with a roll of duct tape.
by Timmah December 26, 2003
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vehicle engineer

When you drive a car off a cliff or off a road by an "accident" during a race, especially in a video game.
Did you see that? Rithed wasn't paying attention and he pulled a vehicle engineer!
by GucciAirFryer September 15, 2015
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Arduino engineer

Someone who is into electronics, or so he says, but doesnt know anything beyond arduino. The kind of person to pay 3 times the price for a pack of resistors just because it says "Arduino compatible" in the title.
Usually uses example codes, modified versions of example codes, or drag n' drop tools like scratch, as he doesn't really know how to program either.
P1: You are into electronics right? How can I wire this 555 timer to make this led blink?
P2: Its easier than that, just use open this blink sketch
P3: Wow, you must be an Arduino engineer.
by ficolas March 27, 2018
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