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EMA

Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.

EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.

Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.
Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"

Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"

Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"

Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"
by GRRRRRR! February 25, 2012
mugGet the EMAmug.

ema

by Luis_Gang69 June 18, 2018
mugGet the emamug.

Ema

Ema is a very beautiful girl but is often very insecure about her looks, Ema will usually get with a josh, James or jake
OMG ema is so pretty
by Cookies450 July 31, 2018
mugGet the Emamug.

Emas

Emas = same backwards

a word to say after any statement or anything at all.
Can be used to compare your self to something or since it’s backwards the opposite of that
by halo255xbox December 5, 2020
mugGet the Emasmug.

EMA

Person 1: Bro you are ugly asf
Person 2: EMA dick for brains
by nightmare fuel September 2, 2022
mugGet the EMAmug.

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