Elmo finger

When someone has a small dick it's as small as Elmo's fingers
Hey I heard Chad Gaston has a Elmo finger! Oh yea that's what we've all heard!
by Sucks to suck October 09, 2013
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Elmo dick

The after effects of receiving a blow job from a girl wearing red lipstick, shading the penis red.
Jerry received a bad case of elmo dick from Tina because she wanted to show off her new cherry red lipstick.
by shellystrick4L January 04, 2011
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Red Elmo

The player who, having used red gas in guild wars, resulted in a team loss.
We were set up for a perfect score, but them Hoyt went and pulled a Red Elmo
by HoytHavaro June 21, 2023
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blue elmo

a person who is or was a closeted homosexual
Damn i didn't know tim was a blue elmo
by Cathy's peters wife March 31, 2017
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elmo balls

they're red, they're fluffy, always revolving and looking constantly suprised.

the have a remarkable degree of innocence about them yet some people twist the meaning into something somewhat rude.

they have an amazing resemblence to gaz's balls

and can be found on msn if the image has been sent to you

elmo balls are somethine to be shared.
1)"aw the elmo balls are happy"

2)"you can play with the elmo balls"
by helen&gaz July 18, 2006
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Elmo, The Penis

The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.
There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!
by Museum Visitor October 25, 2009
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elmo bitch

someone who for some reason prefers that little twat Elmo to the vastly superior cookie monster for some strange unbeknown reason
you little elmo bitch.

you don't like cookie monster you little elmo bitch traitor.
by platypus mafia December 31, 2017
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