Eli

Eli

Punk ass bitch that beats women forces them to have a miscarriage is THE BIGGEST GAYEST DOPEWHORE IN IOWA and sucks dick for more gay dope

Look at that punk ass DOPEWHORE oh that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay DOPEWHORE from iowa

Person 1: You see that guy?

Person2: ya that’s Eli he’s a gay for pay dopewhore.

Person 1: damn sucks to be him no pun intended hahahaha

by Dr. Cowabunga June 20, 2018

eli

An adjective used to describe something weird or overly sketchy yet not necessarily serious

"Man, that prank that Frank played today was so eli. I don't think he meant it but it still creeped me out"

by Chuck Young September 27, 2006

Eli

Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.

Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!

by Nikuya July 23, 2012

Eli

A guy who has far too many girlfriends.

Eli is a cunt.

by AngryMustache June 11, 2018

eli

fucking hoe will break your heart in two. Don't ever date an eli!

Eli is such a heart-breaker.

by eli's ex! May 23, 2019

Eli

An amazing boy! Adorable, funny, a little shy, kind, has a good heart, makes u smile, and fun to be around. He has gorgeous hair and eyes. his laugh make you laugh. it may be hard for him to tell you his feelings but once he does you’ll love him for it.

leila: woah that eli is a cutie
lindsey: oh no he is mine

by crazycato41 April 7, 2019

Eli

The guy that is very pale, cute, and you fall for without trying to. You’re best friend might disapprove, but mostly everyone will ship you with them.

“ Omg Eli is so hot”
“Zoe, all you do is talk about him”

by Thatonekoolgurl December 6, 2019