Skip to main content

ely

An amazing talented girl who just loves to have fun. You can always find her goofing around but can be serious when needed.
That girl was the life of the party

She must be and Ely
by Elesbells June 9, 2020
mugGet the elymug.

Eli

An Eli is a total spazz who excels at taking extreme amounts of shit from his friends. An Eli may physically shake and rattle uncontrollably, making simple tasks like tattooing or touching a woman difficult, if not impossible. Due to his unrelenting self-doubt, a chain-smoking Eli lies like a politician, moves like a lizard, and smells like Gold Bond sprinkled in an ashtray. An Eli will often earn the nickname Rattlehands or eLIE. When being reprimanded by a boss or partner, an Eli will stare into the middle distance and robotically reply “I understand.” Once an Eli crosses through the lonely plains of anxiety, rejection and shame however, he’ll grow a thicker skin, stop crying in public, and learn to ignore the endless ball-busting like a pro. An Eli is at heart a good dude, but his inherent weirdness and inability to communicate like a normal human in social settings lead many to feel uncomfortable around him. This is a shame because once an Eli gains your respect, you will appreciate him being a part of the crew (that won’t stop an Eli from getting all the shit shoveled on him daily, however).
I asked Eli who broke the printer, and he claimed he saw Justin do it. Fucking Rattlehands strikes again!
by IIHeshLordII November 23, 2021
mugGet the Elimug.

Eli

Such a good skateboarder cops 7 chicks in one night so not Jewish man active
Wow Eli sure is a chick magnet with those skateboard skills!!
by H with Reggie May 27, 2018
mugGet the Elimug.

Eli

Eli is the sweetest person you will ever meet! They will always want to be around their small friend group but never any more! Eli tends to doubt themselves but their actually amazing at everything that they want to be good at with minimal effort! They seem to joke around a lots but will sometimes trash talk about you behind their backs but as long as you stay on their good side then you will be alright!
Omg! Eli is so sweet! They are literally amazing at everything!
by Keira_smith July 9, 2021
mugGet the Elimug.

Eli

The best friend you’ll ever have. He is powerful and easy to get along with. He may come off as intimidating but as you get to know him you’ll fall in love. he is sporty and presents very masculine. Often very tall.
Person: Oh did you meet that new kid Eli?
Person 2: I’ve seen him around, he’s so scary.
Person: oh don’t worry, he’s really sweet.
by spencerissexy October 9, 2021
mugGet the Elimug.

Eli

Some kid who’s obsessed with paper towels and will shit there pants for a paper towel
by Skyscraper7871 March 5, 2022
mugGet the Elimug.

Eli

Generally a very handsome man. Don’t be fooled by his football player build; he is quite the bull in a china shop, but has a soft spot in his heart for all family and friends, and will stop at nothing to be there for them. An Eli is a jokester. He loves to make people laugh and be the life of the party. He will do daredevil acts to win the heart of anyone, especially a girl he’s set his own heart on. He is especially romantic, talented, and loves to have a good time. He will host a party for anything, and will be the most loyal friend you’ve ever had.
Man, I’ve never had a better Piña Colada than the one Eli throws together.

Eli sure knows how to have a good time.

I know an Eli; I’m in love with him.
by lilneufs August 5, 2019
mugGet the Elimug.

Share this definition