edward

an extremely emoic person that cock blocks and looks like a retard.

person 1: DUDE...did that guy just cockblock you?
person 2: Yeah...he just pulled an edward.

by beastylike April 9, 2010

Edward

A faggot that no one likes

Edward is a cunt

by Hitlers little brother January 2, 2019

Edward

Gay nigga . Who plays with rods

Edward was touching multiple rods at once

by Alphaomega22 January 1, 2020

Edward

A pain in the arse that you just can't get rid of. It throbs and just won't go away.

I sat down and Edward wouldn't go away

by mrflyguy September 5, 2019

Edward

A bald small dick make that has 2 good sons and one bad son normal named james

Edward never get laid

by Dtridjeufsr November 3, 2018

Edward

A cunt

Ahhh, Edward is such a cunt

by A twart September 11, 2019

Edward

Edward is a massive fucking tranny, he cute thou so its okay. He's got a girlfriend named Megan and hates twilight.

This black hoe has three nipples, likes working at mcdonalds. He is also into some anime stuff, apparently named hentai.

Edward is such a masculine male
Goodness me Edward is such a gentleman

by bigjohnnyboi September 12, 2018