Eyeballing

You been eyeballing the 98 pound girl with the nunchakas again, you want some of that?
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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Eyeball awning

When you have fake eyelashes so big the stick out over you're eyeball and provide cover from the elements.
That girls eyes are not getting wet in this rain cause she's got a eyeball awning.
by Armyguywayne December 16, 2016
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eyeball moistener

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.
oil is to a squeaky door as eyeball moistener is to eyes
by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022
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Meth Eyeball

Meth eyeball is a condition where one of the eyeballs move in odd directions like lazy eye, but it is caused by years of crystal meth abuse.
Cassie’s nickname is Meth Eyeball, her boss Tammy fired her for smoking meth in the gas station shed.
by xxredeyexx December 31, 2024
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eyeball ping-pong

When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.

Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?

Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.

Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
by BandH8r May 18, 2021
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Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
by Hunky bear junior June 18, 2022
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slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!
by suckmyballsacks69 December 23, 2017
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