Evangelical 

The Andromeda Strain of Christianity. Often called "conservative Christianity", when in reality it is a very modern radical version. Evangelicalism has no true theology, substituting apologetics for theology, and far more concerned with what will draw in people than in actual beliefs.

Evangelicals are often mistaken for Protestants, however the two groups a quite different. Protestantism is based on the idea that people can read and understand the Bible for themselves, without need of a mediator. In Evangelicalism, your minister is the final authority of what the Bible means.

Evangelicals gather to worship in thousands or tens of thousands in the belief that their minister is an intermediary to God, and that it is very important to get their religion directly from him.

The Evangelical's theology changed so fast that it was changed before the sermon was even finished.

Evangelical by TheOmicron1 January 11, 2010

evangelical atheist 

An evangelical atheist is simply any atheist who actively tries to convert religious people to atheism.

It is important to note that, contrary to popular belief, atheists almost never make a definitive claim that "god does not exist". Only a very small percentage of atheists make such claims and they are referred to as "strong atheists".

"Belief that god does not exist" is not the correct definition of atheism, even though many dictionaries incorrectly list it as such. More accurately, atheism actually means something more like "the belief that there is insufficient evidence to assume the existence of god (over any alternatives), and thus one should not live as though one knows that god exists". Thus it is never fair to say that atheists have "just as much faith" as religious people do.

No human being has reliable evidence of Santa Claus existing, but that does not mean that one can definitively say that he does not exist, because it would essentially require searching the entire universe for him, which is impossible. There is no good evidence for Santa Claus, thus we shouldn't live our lives in such a way that we assume he is actually real. Atheists think about god in the same way.

Some atheists are evangelical is because they believe that the world would be better off if people didn't make assumptions that are not justified. Modern science came into existence only because a certain portion of human beings decided that conclusions about the world must be well justified.

If an atheist tries to actively convert you to atheism, then that atheist could be called an evangelical atheist.

evangelical atheist by FreethinkerForFreedom March 13, 2014

Neon Genesis Evangelion 

A Japanese animated show, of 26 episodes (the film, End of Evangelion offers a more tangible conclusion than the series), which aired between '95 and '96. The plot is typical:

- A government agency is set up to save the world.
- Three 14 year olds pilot humanoid cyborgs and kill monsters.

It is interpreted as a number of things:

- An intricate look at ourselves and others.
- An attempt to make animé original; to broaden its the limits(See my definition of animé).
- A cruddy non-sensical, contradictory, boring, drawn-out, pointlessly violent, perverted, pessimistic, and pretentious cartoon.
- A safe-card/fall back/name drop for self-proclaimed animé know-it-alls who've never watched the show.
- A series easily insultable.
- A calling card for unfounded animé-haters.
- An excellent source for debate (:P).
- A prime example of character development (or lack of).
- A test of patience.
- An escape from reality.
- A reflection on reality.
- A kik-ass animé w/lots of gre and BOOBIES.

And finally, for the immature, "laisser-faire" types (not in an economical or politcal sense), and/or emotional lacking:

- A waste of time.

Examples don't apply to Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Neon Genesis Evangelion by MoaM October 7, 2005

evangelical 

1. an adjective synonymous with "mindless."

2. a noun synonymous with "fucking idiot."

Her evangelical lifestyle proves that her mind is in full intellectual retreat.

That annoying evangelical thinks THE PASSION is the greatest movie ever made. What a fucking idiot.

evangelical by a voice of reason June 17, 2005

neon genesis evangelion 

On of the coolest anime series ever!
It screwed me up for awhile due to it's cool-ness. It's cool up to episode 25-26.

And then End of Evangelion was oh so fucked up...

Neon Genesis Evangelion is fucking cool, it's so cool that they couldn't even repeat the cool-ness in episodes 25-26, thus making it shit

neon genesis evangelion by Anime chickydicky May 30, 2005

David & Evangelina 

The most adorable couple on the face of the earth.

you two are like david & evangelina

David & Evangelina by yolonikka December 13, 2012

Evangellibell 

Soft-shelled protestant ding-a-ling.
(1) One who believes in the holy trinity, so long as their names are Jesus, Jesus and Jesus.
(2) A people who are, through repetition, encouraged to believe in prederminative; dispensational Gnostic supreme beings (good and evil).

The Evangellibell wants to start world-war-III to bring Jesus back to earth on her schedule.

Evangellibell by CV2 October 3, 2008