Duece Stew

A more liquid shit than normal.

Synonomous with diarrhea.

"Man, that was rough, don't go in there. It was all Duece Stew in there, ask Steve."

"Yea man I hate having to take a duece stew."

by BD CHULA August 19, 2008

Drop a Duece

Its what someone says when then need to take a crap.

"damn that food hit me hard, i need to go drop a duece"

by Brandon T September 7, 2006

Dirty Duece

The act of taking a deuce, while a girl is riding your dong anally.

Bazooka Brad: Dude, Sara wanted me to pop her ass, but I had to dump, so I figured I'd kill 2 birds with one stone

Scuba Steve: ah the 'ol Dirty Duece

by Bazooka Brad February 11, 2007

duece bag

see douche bag

you are a douche bag if u think its called a duece bag.....and you drink the water

by shade January 11, 2004

Dueces hoe, kick rocks

1.) Phrase you say before you leave a place.

2.) What you tell someone to get the fuck out of here.

1.) "I'm gonna bounce, Dueces hoe, kick rocks."

2.) "Get outta here bitch, dueces hoe, kick rocks!"

by DuecesHoKickRocks August 8, 2010

dueless

Not Due when its is supposed to be due

The old man was dueless on what kind of puzzle but he was sure there was one

by LordylookImadesomething January 18, 2018

scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)

I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..

by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011