Detroit Dove

A Detroit Dove (not to be confused with a “Poopy Pigeon) is ascending up a tall building or skyscraper to the highest floor available and proceeding to a window that will allow you to take the greasiest and gnarliest shit your bowels will produce at that time so you may free your Detroit Dove to the witnesses below. You do not have to be in Detroit in order for your dove to fly. If you are in New York City and your dove needs to soar free it is NOT a NYC Dove. Detroit Dove has just flew in NYC.

I heard back in the day that a couple of the SNL cast bet Chris Farley to take the greasiest dump dump he could conjure off of the 15th floor of the Comcast Building. Chris won that bet after a bit of a struggling and a grunting, giving birth to a baby Detroit Dove. Soon after this nasty little Detroit Dove slid out of Chris’s ass nest crash landing on the sidewalk below on a busy Saturday night.

by tootdafluteswallowdamusic July 30, 2021

Strolling for a Dove

According to youtubes, Jiggabojones, this means you are looking for a $20.00 bag of crack.

The crackhead was strolling for a dove last night.

by bojacksonfreak1 December 28, 2009

Throwing the dove

when people pose with a peace sign for a picture, most often under the influence of alcohol

Girls were throwing the dove in every tagged facebook picture. Nonni threw the dove on spring break 09. Throwing the dove will be the next waving goodbye.

by $TBooty June 5, 2009

lonesome dove

While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex:

I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.

how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.

by unoriginally November 22, 2020

Wet dove

When a girl queefs and shes lose

He went down on her and she wet doved his face

by Sexh jedi December 7, 2017

the Dove men

As shown on conan o'brien on the 18th of august. a parody of the dove firming cream women. Full-size men

that guy should join the dove men.

by Young Trubz September 6, 2005