A word used mainly to describe a person (usually male) who isn't actually funny, nice, skillful, or smooth, and only gets talked to because he/she is somewhat attractive.

Person 1: Hey, I talked to Brian yesterday.
Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say?
Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is.
Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.

Douche by SickestPersonEver November 7, 2009

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The person who is reading this...

You are a douche

Douche by L.A.S.E.R.F.A.C.E. August 15, 2017

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A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Jim Rome, Rich Lord think they know it all freaking douche bags

douche by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008

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to refresh between men.

gay jack: "Girl! I"m so glad you're done with that asshole!"
sally: "I know right?? But it's ok I've moved on!"
gay jack: "So whose the new guy?"
sally: "Brandon! He's sooo gorgeous and he has a HUGE penis!!"
gay jack: "Niiice!! so how was it?"
sally: "Oh we haven't had sex yet... I need to cleanse my ex!"
gay jack: "OH!!! you better douche!"
sally: "Out with old! In with the New!"

douche by BITE June 16, 2008

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