donkeykong

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.

I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!

by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

donkeyjong

a male with an obscenely large penis...

also used for in place of "bad ass".... man that is donkeyjong

get off my donkeyjong i saw him first

you're just jealous of my donkeyjong

have you seen the donkeyjong that ive been dating

Hey Tonya, how was your night? OMG he showed me his donkeyjong!

by NaplesAsset April 9, 2011

Dollar store donkeykong

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong

Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then

by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022