The act of starting a fight with a guy, and instead of stabbing him, you stab his girlfriend, take her back to your place, and insert a banana into her ass, make her peel it with her mouth, and eat it.
Tito didn't really want to brawl with Jose, so instead he Dominican dumptrucked his bitch, and then kicked her to the curb after a nice poturguese breakfast.
by D.C. Cooper August 4, 2006
Get the Dominican Dumptruck mug.Contrary to popular belief, the Dominican Republic is not the first spanish speaking country to gain its independence. Mexico gained its independence in 1821 after an eleven year war.
MCSD has gone off the deep end, The Dominican Republic was not the first spanish speaking country to gain its independence.
by gabrielgs August 8, 2006
Get the dominican republic mug.noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by someone who just ate a vegetarian meal.
in some locales a dominican sunrise requires that the vegetarian shit be deposited into a paper bag and then placed in the upper-toilet tank before flushing. this is also known as a vegetarian albanian christmas present upper-decker.
in some locales a dominican sunrise requires that the vegetarian shit be deposited into a paper bag and then placed in the upper-toilet tank before flushing. this is also known as a vegetarian albanian christmas present upper-decker.
a: "oh no, the water in my toilet is filled with shit."
b: "what color is the water?"
a: "dewd, its shit-colored, but there's pine nuts and spinach all in there too."
b: "oh man, someone left you a dominican sunrise."
b: "what color is the water?"
a: "dewd, its shit-colored, but there's pine nuts and spinach all in there too."
b: "oh man, someone left you a dominican sunrise."
by the_dutch_fist September 4, 2006
Get the dominican sunrise mug.- situated on the Caribbean Ocean, sharing an island with Haiti. - Drinking, smoking and stonin allowed since age 10. - No death sentence in jail and longest jail sentences are 30 years, which are often shortened to 5 - 10 years.- full of crooks and corrupt politicians.- 90% of population lives in extreme poverty and 10% live better than most of the richest people in the United States.- Either u see really fuked up cars or super expensive cars, no regular cars in this country.. no middle class cars.- Terrorists are afraid to come here, no Bin Landen here!- Extremely large population of PERVY freaks!!!!!!! that whistle when hot women pass by.- Young girls are raped when they leave their houses.- Partys include superb amounts of alcohol and sex, especially the Sweet Sixteens.- Policeman are thieves, and thieves are thieves.- We have no TAXIS just beat up cars that can barely run called "carros publicos" if u use one the chances are ull get mugged, and if ure really poor ull just get rapped.- if u're considerin comin to a public school u'll learn more by watchin tv.- if u're fortunate enough u can have electricty for 6 hours, because it goes off for 17 hours each day because the government is poor! - although the government is poor the president is one of the riches ppl in the Caribbean and has bank accounts in Switzerland & USA.- we used to have pretty beaches, but they're full of trash, cans, sewars, and dead ppl.- La Bolita is one of the most places in the DOMREP and i love it.- the militia is totally unnecessary, there are more generals than the USA who are benefittin from the bad management of the economy.- 85 % of the population is from African descent, and there is 15% that think that everyone on the island is white like them.- 80% of the ppl are iliterate, 10 % is retarded, and the other 10% who fukin cares.- only 15% of the ppl have flown in a plane.- people rarely take baths...in a shower. this is because there is no water or electricity and everyone goes to the rivers.. which are dirty.
by Galaxia June 22, 2006
Get the Dominican Republic mug.A Dominican Standoff occurs in bathrooms worldwide. It is when a filthy dominican who normally smells like an armpit 24/7 goes to an unsuspecting shower stall, turns on the water, and comences the standoff. The ending result usually being the dominican backing off, preparing for the next weeks round two.
Yo i seen julio in the abano, just standing there looking at the shower, i think he was in the middle of a dominican standoff.
by jermdogg October 20, 2008
Get the dominican standoff mug.A person from the Demon Republic. Most of the time you can barely understand them because they're so used to speaking in tongues due to the fact they worship demons all the time. They like to make annoying sounds, including making beeping sounds and imitating car noises. If you ever encounter a "Dominican" don't make eye contact and be completely still, rumors have it they won't see you then.
Most Common Demon Phrases:
"It's Dominican Republic you fuggin racist"
"You stoopid or somethin?"
"Big fohead"
"Speak spanish"
"Zroooom"
"Beepbeepbeep"
"It's Dominican Republic you fuggin racist"
"You stoopid or somethin?"
"Big fohead"
"Speak spanish"
"Zroooom"
"Beepbeepbeep"
by James Smith November 16, 2014
Get the Dominican mug.A Dominican is a Haitian that can speak Spanish.
Haitians and Dominicans both live in the same country (which is basically a small island divided by an imaginary line) and share the same landscape and resources. Yet, they both pretend to be different.
by Depoinga March 5, 2008
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